i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I understand Curling. That high.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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