Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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