i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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