I seem to have left my pride at pride
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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