Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
People in love make me want to vomit
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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