Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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