i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i dont even know how to be here
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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