no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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