I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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