I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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