Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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