she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The best revenge is premature balding
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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