Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My cat gives me a boner
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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