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(203): View more from Connecticut

Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.

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(913): View more from Kansas

are you going to last longer than 15 seconds

(1-913): View more from Kansas

nope

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(502): View more from Kentucky

so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one

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(316): View more from Kansas

No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.

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(509): View more from Washington

you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess

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(214): View more from Texas

I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris

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