She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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