need another drink. this is the easiest way
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
