i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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