we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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