we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
he fucked my hip out of place.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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