yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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