This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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