I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
