So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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