I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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