The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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