but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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