I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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