If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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