so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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