That's intense
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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