Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
So vagazzling was a success
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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