Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
