That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
God, I missed his penis.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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