Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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