"it" just moved
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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