TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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