with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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