Those balls look pretty dangerous.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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