Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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