At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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