He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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