I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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