Yo dont text me then not text me
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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