Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Randomize
