office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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