He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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