Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
