sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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