did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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