Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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