so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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