I think i peed on brittanys purse
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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