That's intense
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Randomize
