it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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